About Jarod Ora Kintz

My name is Jarod Kintz and  I was born on the Titanic in 1912. After both of my mothers drowned, I was raised by sperm whales. Soon after, I was found by a Russian traveling circus.  I was beached somewhere along the Alaskan coast.  They promptly enslaved me and they kept me in a 10-gallon fish tank.  In 1932 I escaped and I rode my unicycle to safety down in Jacksonville, Fl.  I have been living here ever since.  I am probably the only other person, besides George Hamilton, who knows the exact location of the fountain of youth. It’s actually a spring, and I sell bottled water from it.  You can find it for sale for $10,000 a bottle at #mce_temp_url#